I promised Anthropapa that in the interest of familial harmony, I would not use the computer tonight. Not, as you might think, in order to have a nice chat, some nice smooching, or anything like that. No, it’s so I can hem some of his pants.
So, instead of finishing up the long post I wrote last night, I thought I’d share what my iGoogle “Shakespearean Insult” generator gave me this morning:
[Thou] hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.
-Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona
It’s eerie how well that describes me today, except for that wealth bit. More hair than wit…was that the world’s first blonde joke?