(un)relaxeddad seems to have created an intriguing little meme-like thing. And what better way to avoid finishing my latest job than to make a blog post?
Birth: I came in while my mother was in “twilight sleep,” my son came in while I was completely asleep, and my daughter came in while I was awake.
School: Can I deconstruct this novel and write a 5-page paper on it the morning the paper’s due?
Work: I could either come back to work at the cube farm where I “motivate” people to do their mind-numbing work, or I could stay at home with my kids and work when I want to on projects I enjoy — hmmm, let’s see….
Death: Each day I experience death — in the food that I eat, in the hairs that fall out of my head, and sometimes more directly in small animals fallen on the grass; yet despite all this I truly know nothing at all of the realm of death, and only cling to what faith I can muster from ideas of what follows death that are of some comfort.
Hoo-kay, that was a bit harder than I thought. Plus I’m so long-winded that I had to resort to the evils of semicolons and the sneakiness of em-dashes to comply with the “one sentence each” bit.